Saturday, July 24, 2004
A poem taken frm Denise's blog~
When life was simple (A poem)
A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A windows was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights.
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
And if you had a 3 1/2" floppyYou hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
tried to be a somebody at Saturday, July 24, 2004
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Monday, July 19, 2004
Weight of the World
when the weight of the World is upon ur shoulders.. Balance is of Utmost Importance'
tried to be a somebody at Monday, July 19, 2004
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Saturday, July 17, 2004
2nd disruption test failure... Again'
Sucks, failed my 2nd N last disruption test... sads' I realli tink its Heaven's will tt I failed both disruption tests.. 1st test = all thanks to platoon2 P.S Jason.. Nows, its platoon 2 sergeant Max.. summore, Heaven is really GOOD to me on tt day.. fell sick juz E day b4 the test wif a fever, serious flu N cough.. Knn'
But surprisely I got 5pts for SBJ, Shuttle.Run N sit-ups, and a timing of 10.07 for my 2.4km run.. The stunt of the test is the chin-ups station.. knn, I do my 1st pull up N I heard sergeant.Max said "no count", so I did 7 pull ups in total, tinkin let him minus 1pull up, I still get 6 to disrupt.. when I look at my scoresheet, knn, he wrote a bloody 5 inside.. wat E fuck, den I go do other stations, all the P.Cs, P.S n Sergeants all asked me to retake pull ups.. so I went juz b4 2.4km lo.. den tt serg.Max purposly aim me, cos I heard him sayin to the other sergeants "so where is this so call 7 chin ups guy?".. so I knew he dulan me alreadi.. but I went cos I believe got so many sergeants there, he 1 person cant aim me right? so again, I did 7 pull ups. This time making sure I hang on the bar 1st b4 I go up, but bloody hell! After I went off further a bit, I see him tokin wif all the rest, in the end I still kena minus 2 pull ups.. wtf.. but hey, life always have miracles rite? My P.C "Ah Huat" juz b4 2.4km run told me to look for him after I run finished N he will test me himself. So after lunch I went to find him lo. This time I did 6 N he said okay. But too late.. it's really Heaven's decree tt I should fail.. cos I went to see the M.O after lunch to get sum medicine b4 I came back, den after my P.C approved of my pull ups, fuck... all the results had alreadi been tabulated into the cpu system.. den my P.C n P.S consoled me wif this saying tt I WILL REMEMBER FOR LIFE.. "In the army, you can only LAN LAN SUCK THUMB". sads sads sads' train so hard in the end, still failed, chao chee bai. Also, P.C told us our field camp is on our 2nd week of BMT (1st Aug), den 3rd week = range, 4th week = situation tests... wow, all the most important stuff all came in the 1st 4 weeks, lolz. does tt means after the 4th week = slack til siao all the way?!?!? if not, also Lan lan suck thumb~ Haiz, a note to my friends who haven enlist yet, treasure ur freedom... Final note to all platoon2 sergeants N P.S minus P.C delson(cos u r my friend) = fuck u all, I will train until I can do 20plus pull ups N do in front of u all! FUCK U ALL!!!
Lan Lan Suck Thumb~ ---P.S Chong
tried to be a somebody at Saturday, July 17, 2004
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Sunday, July 11, 2004
IPPT disruption test failure~
This week is sads' Garath N most of the gang all managed to disrupt except me.. lolz. KNN to platoon2 P.S Jason!!! Fuck U' Haiz, U Jason, I also Jason, tekan me for wat??? got 5pts for all except pull-up u know!?!?!? I did 6 (throu E last 1 i admit was a bit half fuck), but he minus 2 away frm my score!! N guess wat? I kena stunned by my own Buddy, Zai! I pretend to ask Hong how much I did, when Hong abt to say 6 for me, Ah Zai go n say 4... saddenings.. sianzation'' so off went my gd pal, Garath, Hong as they all disrupted.. sum other pple lik me, whose did half fuck pull ups, all managed to cheat their way out of Tekong except me.. BETRAYED by my own buddy' Haiz~ I reckon he wans me to accompany him ba, since he is a ZERO Fighter~ lookin to disrupt tis coming Friday but sianz la, muz book in by e 20th, sads. Anyway, was the best runner for 2.4km in my platoon but my timing is 10:20mins, tts quite gd for me considerin I only CHIONG my pull ups tis week.. but Haiz, cannot disrupt..
so my section only left 7 pple, when Stand by bed comes, sure die.. 7 - 3(includin me clean toilet) - (1=rubbison N staircase IC) - 1(corridor IC) left 2 pple to clean E entire bunk~ wohoo! Song ah, today kena pump lik siao~ only got 5-10mins clean toilet den go ROAD MARCH, come back left 1/2hr to pack bag, clean toilet + change attire~ lolz.
So book out, went to eat wif Jin N the rest of the tua paikias den go home. Rest a while, go out to buy stuff wif WJ n WQ' juz reach home, Eush say reach in 15mins time~ lolz, den went meet him. Kena TUA by Rashid N Jianquan~ haiz haiz haiz'' nxt week, I MUST DISRUPT!!! CHIONG AH~
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Once I hav my Pink IC, now I hav 11B~
Got no time for chocolate bar, but got time for chin-up bar
Got no time to masterbate, but got time for stand by bed
hey hey hey ya~ hey hey hey hey!
Hey lo hey lo wa~
Hey hey hey lo wa~
Hey hey hey ya'
tried to be a somebody at Sunday, July 11, 2004
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Sunday, July 04, 2004
Recollections..
Wat I once possessed i hav lost,
Wat I had Lost i once Cherished
Wat I cherished is wat I missed dearly..
Be it my freedom, my life or my dearest You'
tried to be a somebody at Sunday, July 04, 2004
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Another Week Passed...
Pain, another week has passed, this week is supposedly a "lobo = slack" eek, but well.. u know la, neva take things for granted in e army.. lolz
Monday: rehearse for COC parade lo... den sianz half, so tired liao, got SOC training.. slack out..
Tuesday: rehearse N more rehearsal.. den take IPPT spec.training(trg). feelin a bit sick liao by now, becos kena E "TEKONG COUGH", sianz
Wed: COC parade!!! time passed easily, but hey hey.. juz when platoon2 P.S promised us, COC pple we dun need to clear up the parade square, hey hey' platoon1, my platoon happened to be the duty platoon tt day... CCB, so off we went to do "Sai Kang". Another saddening thing, KNN.. I tink my PC N PS tinks highly of me.. jialat, night time, they called a handful of pple (6 in total) to go their office, den tok to us abt OCS... KNN, "Ji Bai Sie Liao"
Thursday: supposedly LOBO, but kena go do SAI KANG again~ + another SOC training' 1 more STUNT, my fren told me when at around 2-3am, he toking on phone hear me clap my hands twice N say "BRAVO!", lolz. tts our procedure to follow if we kena PUMPING.. lolz, tink I getting SIAO liao la, haha
Friday: Yeah, slacking day, til now whole week neva kena Tekan by all my segeants, lolz. This whole week overall very fun, but super tiring, cos this week is EXCUSE Lower Limb week, so they whack us Upper Limn vey jialat.. den night time went to support BRAVO VS KILO in a friendly match. Players = PS, PC, OC, sergeants. Khan is really powerful~ 1 man team can actually challenge KILO last yr champs, throu we lost 3-1 in E end.. ya, N a riot almost broke up, cos KILO recruits took their flag N try to come up to our support strand, so a scuffle broke up~ lolz. OC den came to broke up the mini-riot, N the KILO pple I tink sure kena FUCK by their sergeants.. lolz'
Sat: lucky neva kena GUARD DUTY, but lik tt = nxt week higher chance to tio G-D.. sumore, I tink I will fail the disruption test nxt week, haiz.. Impotent~ no disruption for me le, Sads'
Anyway, at least today managed to watch Siderman2 den buy all my remaining Army.stuff b4 going to sing KTV, juz got home nt too long ago~
haiz, army.. suddenly feel impotent, most of my gd frens mostly I tink will cfm disrupt 1 le.. especially Garath, 15pull up fucker~ lolz. Fuck off fuck off -- Sergeant Ong~
tried to be a somebody at Sunday, July 04, 2004
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