This coming Thursday, I'll be posted to my new unit "Kranji Camp". Cool Man, a new camp, a good 10mins walk frm my hse, great campmates, group instructors, except for mine tt is~ SSG.Lim, die lo''

This 2weeks in Katib Camp was boring yet fun-filled. When I first book in, its was lik "Wa Lao Eh, so regimental 1 ah?" Now it was like "Wa Lao Eh, do anythin, but dun get Caught la~" lolz.

This week in paticular was totally fun-filled! throu monday til wed was boring stuff all the way, where I had super great fun making new frens, N "great" fun gettin Tekan lik siao.. haha.

Its seems lik now I got a new name by my whole course mates, "OC" meanin E head of a Company, haha! Even my sergeants, the OCS trainees living on E same 5th floor as us N my PC all calls me "OC" nowadays.. haha, bec0s of sum stunts I pulled durin the 3-days GPMG lessons.. Now they r all quoting my 1-liners all over the place! wat "Well done" la, wat "Good Job" la, all the fuck shit phrases I used..

It's lik suddenly I've became E most Popular guy in Artillery alreadi, lolz. Sounds a bit BHB sia, haha. Anyway, who would dare to say "well done~" to ur PC when he's giving a lecture halfway to him? Who dares to tell a SSG after he juz do finish S.K "Good job!"?

Anyway, all of us were divided into 2 units, Katib N Kranji. Almost all my "Xiong Di"s joined me to go Kranji, even throu most of them lives nearer to Katib Camp. lolz, thanks to all of them! But I still tink "Wantin to follow OC wherever he goes til death" is a Stupid reason, hahaha. As I mention earlier, Kranji got gd Instructors except for the COS sergeant major N a SSG.Lim. due to their High Ranks, we all tot tt they wont become any of our instructors. so when my PC introduce them 1 by 1, we all very happy, Detach1 is Serg.Roy la, Detach2 is Serg.Lim la, bla bla bla, all the kind or slack sergeants, den when it comes to Detach4, my DETACHMENT! suddenly SSG.Lim stood up N give a sinister smile towards us!!! EEKS!! No 1 can imagine e feelins the 4 of us, my appointed "PS", Joe, i tink e COS's Joker, throu they still insist it's e OC~, Joseph N Ah Lam, went thru.. We all stunned to e max, while all e others laughin away, lolz. Lost Form! the 4 of us look ard at each other, N guess wat? We burst out Laughin!! I dun knw why, but its so ironic tt we cant help but laugh at our poor selves~ anyway, I tink I'm prepared to sign 7extras ta least le ba, painz~

This friday, was E downfall of the OC.. me! We had a Christmas celebration in camp at the swimmin complex there. There was cheer leading competitions N water competitions all over. Being e OC, I was assigned to lead my BLUE team "The Blue Bird!" in cheerleadin! So, everythin went past peacefully until when all the games ended N came the prize giving ceremony. As I was walkin back to our BLUE team area after gettin the CheerLeading Award, suddenly, I was pinned down by my AS n GS frens, they lifted me up N start to move towards e swimmin pool!

Excuse 1 - "Hey, dun wan leh! I got my cigerettes wif me!"

Response - They took out my ciggie box.

Excuse2 - "Hey, my 11B!"

Response - They took out my 11B..

So they take out all the items in my pockets for me, how Kind-hearted of them! Even strip off my shoes, my shirt, my pants, leavin me onli in my swimmin.trunks! Bish!!!

But as the OC wif great biceps, I managed to pull 1 ger, 1 guy each into the pool wif me. Actually sould hav been another OCS guy but he fucking fit, he knows wat I wan to do, so he shifted my hands to his fren, an OCS charbo, Sharon. Wat a great display of "Qian Kun Da Mo Yi" frm the TaiChi Master, didn't knw OCS got teach Taichi 1.

So I'm e only guy only wif my 2 suay-kias who kena pulled into the water wif me, except they went in wif their shoes, tees N shorts on! wahaha!

So I dried myself up, N wear back my clothings. As I was sittin down again, my OCS "Brother", Eileen Tan come over N sit down besides me.

Eileen - "hey, so wet ah? Why ah? muz lik me ma, dry dry 1, e feelin so nice~"

Jayson - "..."

Eileen - "Eh, dun lik tt la. Come, I dry ur hair for u~"

Nxt moment, all hell broke lose.. B4 I knew I was chasing her away the swimmin pool wif every1 lookin in amusement, sia suay' but I dun care, haha. Finally I caught her N prepare to throw her into e pool when I felt a lot of "Sha Qi" behind me, all the OCS guys were behind me, giving me an EvvilL smileee.. Shit, so there goes, after "Dropping" Eileen into the swimmin pool, I was also kindly "dropped" by the OCS guys into the pool after her.

Morale of E story, neva ever chase a gal ard e swimmin pool. U'll regret it...

Twice, Twice I kena dropped into the pool.. So I went toilet N dry myself N went back in e same drenched attire... I sat down N slack besides her again. We looked at each other, lost form..

Eileen - "Haha, kena twice liao ah, sum1"

Jayson - " Bopian, Yandao is lik tt 1, sure got a lot of pple nt happy wan to 'aim' me 1 la. Too bad, I too Yandao liao~" (in a mixture of Chinese n Hokkien)

Next moment? Off I go into the pool again.. 24th Dec is wat the Artillery.Specs termed as

"E Downfall Of E OC" lolz.

1. Ah Lians wondering how come Santa’s elves ”dun look like that hamsum Legolas from Lord of the Rings, ha?”

2. Children who think snow resembles either soap suds or Styrofoam.

3. Lots of small guys in green running around are not elves, but national servicemen.

4. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer detained on suspicion of avian flu.

5. Frosty the Snowman detained for possession of suspicious white substance.

6. Santa Claus is coming to town – but then suay-suay kena detained for questioning on how he entered Singapore territory.

7. Santa later released because he qualifies as ‘foreign talent’.

8. SPGS trying to pick up Santa. Ho! Ho! Ho!

9. Santa not the only one dressed in red and white trying to reach out to the young.

10. Santa's not the only person watching you to see if you’re ‘naughty or nice.’

1. Your letter to Santa comes back with a handwritten note: “Wait long-long!”

2. Your present is ticking.

3. You’re not on Santa’s “Naughty” or “Nice” lists – you’re on his “Si Gin Nah” list.

4. You wake up on Christmas Day and see the words “He sees you when you’re sleeping” written in blood on your wall.

5. When you sit on his lap, he growls, “Eh, Siao eh! Faster get off!”

6. Next to your presents is a bill for shipping, handling and GST.

7. There’s a bunch of elves outside your door who says their “Tua Tao” wants to “settle” with you.

8. When he sees you, he doesn’t go “Ho! Ho! Ho!”, he nods meaningfully and says, “Nehmind…”

9. On Christmas Eve, he comes to your house – and takes stuff.

10. No presents – but there’s a reindeer head hanging outside your front door and sheets of paper with your photo and IC number pasted all over your void deck.

The end of BSLC and the start of a new stage in my life as an Artillery.Spec in the School of Artillery situated at Katib Camp, which is quite near my house as compared to Puala Tekong.. Throu I kena missed Sispec's Delta Coy too, all the shit, all the fun, all the "stunts" there, regardless they r done by me or my other platoon.mates..

Went to report to my "new" unit (katib camp is at least 21yrs old) tis mon, N w0w! Got off frm wednesday til sunday?!?!? if nt for the fact tt my bunk.mate who told me actually we should be bookin on the 27th (mon), enjoying a 14 day off, but SISPEC wants us to book in tis monday~ I tink I will enjoy this 5day off more. Nt tt I nt happy wif a 5day break, but man! 14days!! 14DAYS!!! grrrrrr~ I'll tak back wat I juz said abt Sispec, but I still lik Delta CoY, but nt Sispec..

Anyway, its seems lik I had an affinty wif Re-course pple N Regulars in the army. In DELTA, I had a re-course guy for my buddy, (now platoon best in delta ASLC) N Cpl.Teow! my ultimate Smokin BuddY cum Slack.buddy!

So back to it, my new bunk.mates r Cool man, way cool~ Sherman aka The Emperor, is 1 guy who is super duper hardworkin N responsible guy, whom I click wif super well~ Marcus aka "Mark-Zai", is juz lik another Jeremiah! Face alike, voice alike, figure alike, liks to club, sian charbos all this! Wohoo! Another interesting fucker, lolz. HeAn aka "He Shang" as in monk, another regular, this guy here can run man! CCB, 2.4km where got pple run 7.14mins 1??? lolz, same as me, lik to act nerdy, but actually tok a lot of cock too~ N Timonthy aka "Lao Jiao Kia or Lan Jiao Kia" , a recourse-guy who is out for 4months last time for a sprained ankle, but he can still go for his SQUASH tournements in btwn, lolz!!! N lastly, the ChaoKeng king, Slacker, "Lum Nua" of my section, ShangHao. First day bookin, alreadi go see M.O n get ATTEND C, knn! come back wed.morn book out wif me, wtf!?!? Thrashtalker, Bullshitter, this guy knows all the 101 ways to ChaoKeng ur way in army!!!Tink he's gona be my "shifu" for a while b4 I try ti ursurp him N take over his position! Anyway, quite weird tt throu we onli knew each other on monday, but we gel so fast N so well~

Man, I wonder all the crap they tok abt tt time , they will realli do or not? but if they realli do it, den I'll get to watch TV n eat BBQ in my bunk every nite!! hahaha!

Haiz, tired leh.. sianz, pain!

--- "1 round of Arty shell(43kg) away, Sir!" ---

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