This coming Thursday, I'll be posted to my new unit "Kranji Camp". Cool Man, a new camp, a good 10mins walk frm my hse, great campmates, group instructors, except for mine tt is~ SSG.Lim, die lo''

This 2weeks in Katib Camp was boring yet fun-filled. When I first book in, its was lik "Wa Lao Eh, so regimental 1 ah?" Now it was like "Wa Lao Eh, do anythin, but dun get Caught la~" lolz.

This week in paticular was totally fun-filled! throu monday til wed was boring stuff all the way, where I had super great fun making new frens, N "great" fun gettin Tekan lik siao.. haha.

Its seems lik now I got a new name by my whole course mates, "OC" meanin E head of a Company, haha! Even my sergeants, the OCS trainees living on E same 5th floor as us N my PC all calls me "OC" nowadays.. haha, bec0s of sum stunts I pulled durin the 3-days GPMG lessons.. Now they r all quoting my 1-liners all over the place! wat "Well done" la, wat "Good Job" la, all the fuck shit phrases I used..

It's lik suddenly I've became E most Popular guy in Artillery alreadi, lolz. Sounds a bit BHB sia, haha. Anyway, who would dare to say "well done~" to ur PC when he's giving a lecture halfway to him? Who dares to tell a SSG after he juz do finish S.K "Good job!"?

Anyway, all of us were divided into 2 units, Katib N Kranji. Almost all my "Xiong Di"s joined me to go Kranji, even throu most of them lives nearer to Katib Camp. lolz, thanks to all of them! But I still tink "Wantin to follow OC wherever he goes til death" is a Stupid reason, hahaha. As I mention earlier, Kranji got gd Instructors except for the COS sergeant major N a SSG.Lim. due to their High Ranks, we all tot tt they wont become any of our instructors. so when my PC introduce them 1 by 1, we all very happy, Detach1 is Serg.Roy la, Detach2 is Serg.Lim la, bla bla bla, all the kind or slack sergeants, den when it comes to Detach4, my DETACHMENT! suddenly SSG.Lim stood up N give a sinister smile towards us!!! EEKS!! No 1 can imagine e feelins the 4 of us, my appointed "PS", Joe, i tink e COS's Joker, throu they still insist it's e OC~, Joseph N Ah Lam, went thru.. We all stunned to e max, while all e others laughin away, lolz. Lost Form! the 4 of us look ard at each other, N guess wat? We burst out Laughin!! I dun knw why, but its so ironic tt we cant help but laugh at our poor selves~ anyway, I tink I'm prepared to sign 7extras ta least le ba, painz~

This friday, was E downfall of the OC.. me! We had a Christmas celebration in camp at the swimmin complex there. There was cheer leading competitions N water competitions all over. Being e OC, I was assigned to lead my BLUE team "The Blue Bird!" in cheerleadin! So, everythin went past peacefully until when all the games ended N came the prize giving ceremony. As I was walkin back to our BLUE team area after gettin the CheerLeading Award, suddenly, I was pinned down by my AS n GS frens, they lifted me up N start to move towards e swimmin pool!

Excuse 1 - "Hey, dun wan leh! I got my cigerettes wif me!"

Response - They took out my ciggie box.

Excuse2 - "Hey, my 11B!"

Response - They took out my 11B..

So they take out all the items in my pockets for me, how Kind-hearted of them! Even strip off my shoes, my shirt, my pants, leavin me onli in my swimmin.trunks! Bish!!!

But as the OC wif great biceps, I managed to pull 1 ger, 1 guy each into the pool wif me. Actually sould hav been another OCS guy but he fucking fit, he knows wat I wan to do, so he shifted my hands to his fren, an OCS charbo, Sharon. Wat a great display of "Qian Kun Da Mo Yi" frm the TaiChi Master, didn't knw OCS got teach Taichi 1.

So I'm e only guy only wif my 2 suay-kias who kena pulled into the water wif me, except they went in wif their shoes, tees N shorts on! wahaha!

So I dried myself up, N wear back my clothings. As I was sittin down again, my OCS "Brother", Eileen Tan come over N sit down besides me.

Eileen - "hey, so wet ah? Why ah? muz lik me ma, dry dry 1, e feelin so nice~"

Jayson - "..."

Eileen - "Eh, dun lik tt la. Come, I dry ur hair for u~"

Nxt moment, all hell broke lose.. B4 I knew I was chasing her away the swimmin pool wif every1 lookin in amusement, sia suay' but I dun care, haha. Finally I caught her N prepare to throw her into e pool when I felt a lot of "Sha Qi" behind me, all the OCS guys were behind me, giving me an EvvilL smileee.. Shit, so there goes, after "Dropping" Eileen into the swimmin pool, I was also kindly "dropped" by the OCS guys into the pool after her.

Morale of E story, neva ever chase a gal ard e swimmin pool. U'll regret it...

Twice, Twice I kena dropped into the pool.. So I went toilet N dry myself N went back in e same drenched attire... I sat down N slack besides her again. We looked at each other, lost form..

Eileen - "Haha, kena twice liao ah, sum1"

Jayson - " Bopian, Yandao is lik tt 1, sure got a lot of pple nt happy wan to 'aim' me 1 la. Too bad, I too Yandao liao~" (in a mixture of Chinese n Hokkien)

Next moment? Off I go into the pool again.. 24th Dec is wat the Artillery.Specs termed as

"E Downfall Of E OC" lolz.