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Friday, January 26, 2007
2007, New Year, New Club...

To my Brothers and friends,
I have embarked on
my footballing career once more.
I am now offically,
a Manchester United player.

I have a living like a "Xiao Nan Ren" for almost 2months!
OMG..
This "xiao nan ren" concept materialized in my mind
when Miss.L called me up to go out.
I was like broke u know to go out wif gals liao
& she has to call me out at this "poorest" moment in life.

Juz one of the moments in my pathetic life when
I got $$ = no charbos,
I no $$$ = charbos come find me.

Anyway, I was like
"herm, eeeee, ah, orrrrr...."
over the phone when
she STUNNED me wif a "storm bolt".
"Where ur working now?"
"I come fetch u after work?"

U can call me tink too much or low-confidence,
but cmon, a degree nvm, a car?
Within like 1-2yrs of working?!?!

It was den I decided I realli need to buck up.
Actualli still got another instance from
"always my dearest", Miss.W
Saw her in,
a CAR also!
Driving past BP plaza and stoppin to say "hi".
So I bucked up and
wif my talents n skills,
I have come to find Manchester United
who are willingly to sign me on a free transfer.

It was quite easy to find a club.
But, ss long as u can get to the club for a trial,
CFM can get one lo.
U juz hav to display ur skills
& the manager will be impressed.

I also learn tt clubs r actualli very RICH.
They always offered less unless got competitors.

I went for a selection trial at Chelsea, MAn U and Arsenal.
Arsenal was the first I went to,
and I instantly got an offer from Mr.Wenger,
who was deeply impressing by my passing skills.
Den I went for trials at Man U, and Chelsea.

Arsenal offered me quite a lowly sum at first,
but when they heard wat Man U offered me.
(Sir.Alex was also deeply impressed,
but by my goal-scoring powerness)

Arsenal tried to match the salary.
However, when Mr.Mourinho called
and wanted me to play for them.
I was like, OMG.
As earlier on,
Mr.Mourinho tot he only had
Arsenal to vie wif for my services,
he offered me a small token.
But when I told him about Man U offer,
he immediately
increased his offer.

In e End,
it was a salary war
btwn Man U and Chelsea
as Arsenal simply had no way
to match Man U & Chelsea

It was a simple matter actualli,
To play for the club
tt offers e highest salary.

However,
as a young player,
I needed playing time.
After careful advice
from my agent, Mr.Toh.
I decided to play for Man U.

After all,
Chelsea wanted me to
play as a midfielder
whereas at Man U,
I can get the chance to
link up wif Mr.Rooney.

I realli do hope
my partnership wif
Rooney will goes well
& hopefully
we can bring the trophy
home this season..
_______________________________

Sidenote:
I also have a bet wif Sir.Alex
to score 20goals this season.


tried to be a somebody at Friday, January 26, 2007

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I'm nobody really.Serious. Just an unknown guy, Living the infamous lowlife of human society. Unknown, Unseemed, Unheard of. I'm the good old rational goof. Running my own little life. I'll never do anything out of line, Never disturb the rest, Never offend my own kind. Perhaps you're wondering, I'm stupid I'm insignificant, I smoke my life away and keeps people away, How could I be, a good old goofy? Well a girl told me once, That I'm called Jason and I'm just another chap. But if I be a goody goody one, Live my little life, Never to step out of my own lane, Be good work hard, I would get to my final destination. Find a life, And become a somebody. Somebody. Someday. Somehow. Well it's been ages since I've seen her again. But her words still rung in my head. Ever since I've lost her in Tekong, I've come to this weirdo place in Kranji. When everyday I just run and run and run. Never gettin to where I wan to be, But never mind, I'll keep running, Be good work hard, I'll get there someday. Someday. Somehow. Sometime. When I get there I bet all my fellow mates will go mad. Maybe that would be the day they'll let me go back! Go back to you, girl. Then I could hold you again. Like we never separated before. Do you know how much this unknown chap. Your little boy, misses you? But it's okay it's all right, I'll run my little life well. Be good work hard, I'll keep to my own lane. Never step out of line. And soon enough I'll get there. Get a fuckin new life, I hear it's fanatastic, they say. And then I'll return to you. Back to the fields of the old days. Marry the sweet little you, And have lots of little 'uns. Just like the average man. Just like the average society. But first I need to keep running. Run and run and run. Until I get to there, Become the winner, Become that somebody you wanted me to become, That somebody man. But well, Until then, I'm a nobody really. Just a unknown chap called Jayson. Running my little lowlife. Wait for me.




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